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My wife and I were at the customer service counter at a local discount store,
returning an item.  Next to us, a clerk was talking excitedly to a police 
officer
about a duffel bag full of merchandise that had been left behind by a shoplifter
who had been caught in the act.

This caught our interest, so we were watching as the officer went through the 
duffel.
As he pulled out about 50 packages of "Preparation H", my wife exclaimed
"Well, HE won't be hard to catch!"

(The officer explained that shoplifters don't steal items they NEED, as we
thought, but go for small, high-dollar items that they then return for cash)

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