The other night my I was called by a polling organization. Pollster: "Would you vote for Bill Clinton or Bob Dole?" Me: "No." Pollster: "But if you had to choose between Clinton and Dole who would you vote for?" Me: "If I had to chose between Clinton and Dole I would go to jail rather than vote." Pollster: "I'll put you down as undecided."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)