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With the much hyped opening of the "Fashion Cafe," (the restauraunt enterprise of several supermodels), it's clear there are only two things to do when one's career is fading -- release an album (Milla, Hulk Hogan[!]), or open a restaurant (see: Planet Hollywood). Still, Two questions remain. First, what do supermodels know about _food_? Secondly, what gimmick there could be left for the venture? "Planet Hollywood" has DeLoreans, "Hard Rock Cafe" has car parts embedded in the wall... I've got the answer: The toilets in the lavatories placed at the more convenient height of four-and-a-half feet. "Finally, no knee-bruises from cold tile floors -- and less splatter too!"
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