My husband and I are in the process of moving, and my mother is coming to help us in a few weeks. Last night, we had the following phone conversation: Me: Well, if you're coming I'd better prominently mark that one box, "WARNING, pornography and inflatable dolls. Do not open, mom." Mom (chiming in, in the spirit of the conversation): Yeah, "Dildos!" [Extremely long pause] Mom: Your father is now looking at me somewhat oddly.
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