The receptionist at the lawyers office answers her phone, "Johnson and Lewis, attorneys at law." "Let me speak with Mr. Johnson please," said the caller, "I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson passed away in his sleep last night," replied the receptionist. A few minutes later, she receives another call from what sounds like the same caller. "May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?" I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night." When the phone rings for the third time, the receptionist hears the same voice. "May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?" "Sir, I don't know what you're up to, but I recognize your voice and I've already told you twice that Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night!" snapped the receptionist. "I know, I'm sorry, I can't help myself," said the caller, "I just love hearing you say it over and over again."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)