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(Government related) Bond Issue by Lehman brothers

sunbird@ix.netcom.com (J. Cappe )
Netcom
(smirk)

Attention Investors!

BOND OFFERING

Because of the changing economic conditions brought on by the
government shutdown, Lehman Brothers have come out with three new
bonds:

The Dole, which bears no interest,

The Clinton, which requires no principal,

and the Gingrich, which never reaches maturity.


I am not the author of this, I heard this at work. 

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