The other day I gave my girlfriend a kiss after I had drunk some water. My beard was wet and she squirmed away complaining, "I don't rub a wet, hairy thing all over your face" Everyone else in the room just looked at her and burst out laughing. I've never seen someone go that shade of red so quickly.
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