Here is one that I got from a friend, who got it from his boss, who got it from . . .I couldn't stop laughing. LeRoy is an 18 year old 9th grader. This is LeRoy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary work in a sentence. 1) Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money forclose. 2) Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, buy my ol'lady rectum both. 3) Hotel - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody. 4) Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house. 5) Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6) Israel - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said, man that looks fake. He said bullshit, that watch Israel. 7) Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebodyu oughta give dat catacomb. 8) Undermine - There is a fine lookin hoe livin' in the appartment undermine. 9) Acoustic - When I was lil' my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. 10) Iraq - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle iraq, you break. 11) Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner? 12) Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. 13) Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? 14) Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe. 15) Horde - My sister go in trouble because she horde around in school. 16) Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. 17) Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify, honey. 18) Income - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.
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