A late middle age couple go to the doctor for their annual check-up. The doctor examines the man first: MD: "I wish my other patients were as healthy as you. Your cholesterol level is low, you have the body of a man 20 years your junior. Your in great shape! Do you have any concerns?" Husband: "Yes--it's about sex" MD: "You came to the right place--ask away!" Husband: "Well, doc, the first time I do it, everything's fine. The second time I do it, I sweat like a pig!" MD: "Hmmm...nothing that comes to mind from the medical literature. Tell you what--I'll ask your wife when I examine her." The doctor calls the wife and examines her. MD: "Like your husband, your in great shape! A body of a woman 20 years your junior. How's the marriage?" Wife: "Fine! We've been married 45 years and we get along great." MD: "Do you have any concerns?" Wife: "No, not really." MD: "Well, your husband shared one with me. He says he has a concern about sex." Wife: "Really, now?!" MD: "Yes, he said the first time he does it he's fine, and the second time he sweats like a pig." Wife: "I'm not surprised! The first time is in January, and the second time is in July!"
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