Told to me by my wife: Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Little Red Riding Hood," he said, "I'm going to throw you on the ground, tear off all your clothes, and rape you!" Little Red Riding Hood considered this, then removed a pistol from her picnic basket and pointed it at the wolf levelly. "Oh no, you're not," she said. "You're going to eat me, just like the story says."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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