[This was written by request, to commemorate the splitting of rec.arts.disney into five new groups, at least one of which is moderated.] "A Whole New R.A.D." - a parody of "A Whole New World" Lyrics grudgingly admitted to by Mark Hartman I can cut down the flood Take you - wonder of wonders! - Over, sideways, and under On a group-expanding ride A whole new RAD! Five new specific groups to view Now someone can tell us "No, don't post there! Go where it's not moderated!" A whole new RAD! A thousand cross-posts come to view! But when we've got all these It's tough to please All of those in a whole new RAD with you. Unbelievable spam, Indescribable flaming, Sorting, reading, replying Seems it takes three hours a day! A whole new RAD! (Don't you dare unsubscribe!) A hundred thousand posts to see (Hold your flames - or to /dev/null) It's like a shooting star or unmanned car RAD has gone beyond the bounds of sanity. A whole new RAD! (FDC's gone - surprise!) New regulations to ensue (Every posting is censored) We'd know them anywhere They're here to scare The net.gods have ruined it for you... A whole new RAD... It's sad to see... "Let's segregate - It'll be great! No F-D-C!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)