I was watching some comedian on TV one night, probably on Evening At The Improv or Caroline's Comedy Hour (I'd give proper credit if I remembered who it was, but I don't), and he was tossing out one-liners. One of them went something like this: I have a friend who just had one of those new "penile implants"... And, no, it wasn't a snap decision; he though about it long and hard...
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