To my knowledge, Ray has only said one really funny thing in his life. This is an account of that moment. Ray, Mike and Tim are in the Tiki (a bar) when a woman comes over to where they are sitting to order a drink. She says (to Mike): "You are rather heavily." Mike replies: "I'm the designated drinker." Tim had a coke in front of him and said: "I'm the designated driver. To which ray said: "And I'm the designated hitter. So... Do you come here often?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)