I heard this from a friend, while swimming at the beach. A man is walking on the beach, and finds a bottle. He picks it up, and dusts it off. A genie pops out and tells him that he has 3 wishes, but he needs to be aware, that everything he wishes for, his ex-wife will get double of. The man says ok, for my first wish, I want a million dollars. For my second wish, I want a new red corvette. And for my third wish, I want you to scare me 1/2 to death!
(From the "Rest" of RHF)