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Jerry Garcia one-liners (Funny Guy)
(smirk to chuckle, offense=Deadheads)

[Note - Grateful Dead lead guitarist Jerry Garcia died yesterday morning,
	reportedly of natural causes.  And so it begins.  My apologies in
	advance to fans of the Dead or Mr. Garcia - ed]

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From: (Doug Anderson)
Subject: Gerry Garcia's Death

I can see the Headline now:

Head Deadhead Dead

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From: (Eric Miller)
Subject: Garcia's Death Certifcate

We heard on the radio that Jerry Garcia died today at the age of 53. We
didn't get to hear what the cause of death was, so were forced to

                            Drug underdose.
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From: (Robert S. Coats)
Subject: Jerry G. Joke


Q: What's the difference between Jerry Garcia and a music critic?
A: Now that one is dead, the other is gratefull.

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From: (Scott Cooper)
Subject: The passing of a giant

This is original:

I was talking to an office mate about the death of Grateful
Dead guitarist Jerry Garcia.  "I guess it won't be long
before they have a commemorative stamp for him," she said.

"Yeah," I said, "a food stamp."

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From: (Bozo)
Subject: Jerry Garcia Joke

What's the saddest part of Jerry Garcia dying?

The deadheads having to get real jobs.

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