When Hurricane Felix was threatening the East Coast this past week, the young lady who pumps gas for me said that Felix was definitely a man. When I questioned her about this gender distinction, she said: * He can't make a committment * He will probably show up in the middle of the night when least expected * Never know how long he will stay, nor how many inches I'll get.....
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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