The following advertisement has been on the bulletin board at a major defense research institution recently: ENEMY WANTED Mature, North American Superpower seeks hostile nation for arms racing, third world conflicts, and general antagonism. Must be sufficiently menacing to convince Congress to fund us. Nuclear capability preferred, near-nuclear considered. Earth, anywhere. Send note and picture of tank battalions to General C. Powell, The Pentagon, Washington, D.C., U.S.A.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)