Heard this on WQMF-FM radio in Louisville, Kentucky on March 31, 1995. A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?" "Well, son, the best way to explain this is a practical exercise. Go ask your Mom if she'd sleep with a stranger a million dollars and come tell me her answer."D:+ ^p The boy returned and said, " She said she would, Dad." "OK," replied the father, "Go ask your sister the same question." The boy returned and said that his sister also answered yes to the question and then asked his Dad, "What's this got to do with theory and reality?" "It's simple, son. In theory, we live with millionaires. In reality, we live with a couple of sluts."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)