A young man goes to the drug store to buy a package of condoms for the first time. He is, of course, somewhat bashful about the situation as he asks the pharmacist for a package. The pharmacist, being an understanding fellow asks, "Well, son, would you like a 3 pack, a 6 pack or a 12 pack?" The boy stammers "Sir, what would you suggest?" The druggist replies "Well, the 3 pack, that's usually what the high school kids get - one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. And the 6 pack - that's what the college kids buy - 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday. And the 12 pack - that's what the married folks buy - one for January, one for February....."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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