A friend of mine was recently pulled over on her way home from work for speeding. The officer approached the car and asked for her license and registration. Irate at being pulled over, my friend quickly blurted out "I just gave $50 to the Policeman's ball! Doesn't that count for anything anymore?" Well, the trooper straightened his belt and stood real tall and replied, "I'm a State Trooper, ma'm. We don't have balls." She was quickly given a verbal warning and sent on her way.
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