You've probably noticed the Yellow Pages of your phone book being well-padded with little comments from the publisher: "Advertise all of your products and services in the YELLOW PAGES," "KEEP IN TOUCH with good friends and favorite relatives out of town by telephone," etc. In the Durham, N.C. 94/95 phone book's Yellow Pages, imbedded among the ads listed in the ABORTION SERVICES category, are these words of advice: "Has SOMETHING SPECIAL happened to you? Tell them yourself, by Long Distance."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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