There were two men sitting in a hunting club. One says to the other "I think it's spelled W-H-H-O-O-O-M-B." The other man replies "No, wouldn't it be more like W-H-H-H-O-O-M-M-B-B?" The waitress is walking by and says "You guys are both idiots! It's spelled W-O-M-B you jerks!" and she storms off. The one man turns to his friend and says "How do you like that? She's heard an elephant fart too!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)