I heard this from my father-in-law Bernie West. The patient wakes up in the recovery room after prostate surgery and sees his doctor. Doctor: I've got good news and bad news. Patient: Give me the good news first. Doctor: We were able to save your testicles. Patient: That's great news. What's the bad news? Doctor: They're under your pillow.
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