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Re: Possible bug?

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(topical, chuckle, computers, ISPs, parody)

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[Well, this is close enough to the form letter you get from Netcom
support. Seems my Mitnick Legal Fund posting has brought all the
other Netcomics out to play. And yes, for those of you who took the
trouble to write to me, that one really WAS a joke. --The Editor]

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