Heard from my neighbour: There was this very enthusiastic golf player, who once happened to be in the far end of town waiting for a bus. He saw a sprts shop on the other side of the road, and in the window there was a sign advertising 20 good quality golf balls for an incredibly low price. He saw his bus approaching, but couldn't resist the temptation and rushed in the shop, stuffed 20 golf balls in his pockets, dropped a few coins on the counter and rushed out. The bus was about to take off, but the driver saw the man running wildly, and waited to let him in. Sitting on a vacant seat he tried to catch his breath when he noticed a beautiful girl on the next seat staring at his pants. "Oh no, my dear, it isn't what you think. It's golf balls" he tried to explain, to which she answered "I see. Just like a tennis elbow?"
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