I got this joke from my friend and former colleague at JPL, Cate Heneghan. Cate is as Irish as they come and is openly gay. It's the first really funny (to me, anyway) joke I've heard about gay women. A gay woman goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical s/he says, "You can get dressed now-- your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the patient gets to the office, the MD says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health--I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh." The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for that--you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
The Internet Jokebook|
Featuring the very best of netfunny.com on dead trees.