Pres Clinton ordered a cost saving program to the U.S. Army commander. "Cut anywhere, but you must cut in any way possible." OK said the commander and looked around at some way to cut spending. Perhaps if he could get rid of some old records, that may please the President. So he went to the storage depot and discover that the Army still had menus and supply orders of food from the Civil War. Very pleased that he could show this worthless orders to the President, he ask if he might destroy all the papers. "Why, yes," said Clinton. "But be sure to make two copies of each before you do."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)