I discovered this in an old edition of The Reader's Digest. I though it was rather humorous, and I wanted to pass it along. Protective Custody. While my father was stationed in Germany with the U.S. Army, I visited the Berlin Wall with family members. After I returned home, I was talking to a librarian and told her how my uncle had pulled out a piece of the wall to keep as a souvenir. She gave me a disapproving glare and said sternly, "Now what would happen if everybody did that?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)