(heard this a looong time ago) This guy is standing at the bus stop reading the morning paper when this grubby looking fellow strikes up a conversation. Somehow they get to talking about what each would do if the misiles were on their way. The grubby fellow says boldly, "I'd screw anything that moved! Howabout you?" The other man thought for a momemt and replied, "Stand PERFECTLY STILL."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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