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Jeffrey Dahmer, the man with a taste for the bizarre, is dead, killed
in prison by (apparantly) another inmate. These jokes are not exactly
the sort of thing you want to read over your morning danish.
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From: prem@ux5.lbl.gov (Prem!)
Keywords: topical, smirk, original, gross
I made this joke up myself, and haven't seen it anyplace else so far.
Jeffrey Dahmer was cremated in accordance with the detailed
instructions he had left in his will.
Peel and dice; saute' lightly in olive oil with onions and
a dash of garlic powder. Roast in pre-heated crematorium
for 30 minutes at 700 degrees. Garnish with herbs and serve
with light white wine.
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Subject: Hoffa has been found
From: pramsey@dorite.use.com (Perry Ramsey)
Jimmy Hoffa has been found...
During the Jeffrey Dahmer autopsy.
Heard on WTPI, Indianapolis.
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From: skalwani@brutus.ct.gmr.com (Sharan Kalwani CT/90)
just this week i heard that the famous "jeffrey dahmer" was killed in prison
by fellow inmates. it sure did not take long for the jokes to come flowing in
with this being a personal favorite (told to me by a colleague in the
coffee/copier room):
q: what's the difference between jeffrey dahmer and playboy magazine?
a: playboy magazine can take a good beating in the bathroom!
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