Laurel and Christine's Top Ten Reasons To Get Psyched About Microsoft/Intuit Merger: 10. Close-up view of what a state-of-the-art pocket protector looks like. 9. Easier to call in sick when the boss is in another state. 8. Good excuse to move into the grunge scene. 7. Free finger food on Thursday night and leftovers on Friday. 6. New business cards for everyone. 5. Intuit T-shirts now valuable collector's items. 4. Makes spying on Microsoft much easier. 3. Free Excel tech support. 2. Employee meetings now to be held in the San Jose Arena. 1. Access to exclusive Hawaiian wedding pictures. Submitted with the author's permission.
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