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Brave New World - Political Division

SLINE@phs.bgsm.wfu.edu
(topical, funny, election, computers)

The following message was forwarded earlier today to a discussion list I monitor.


Scott Line
sline@phs.bgsm.wfu.edu

David Jarmul here in your nation's capital. Are those of you outside the Beltway as anxious as I am for this miserable election campaign to end? Maybe next time we can get the candidates to follow our pionet lead and just conduct the whole business by computer. For instance:


I got bounced from the system. Trying to get back in. Advice?
mbarry@washingt.dc

Try keys on right. Check menu.
ollie@ultrarig.wac.ko

Did someone say menu?
teddy@dynasty.mass

To get back into system, log in remotely as outsider.
tfoley@other.wash.not.dc

or ask someone to massage your data.
chuck@virginia.sen

suggest you check the parent file.
JEB@fla.gov

maybe you have vaporware.
huffingt@calif.ommm.mm.mm.

That could be the problem. Am working with demo version.
mbarry@washingt.dc

demo version is corrupted. try new software: republ 94.0.
bdole@senate.gov

bdole is right. also check if you need new speaker.
newt@bulldogs.ga

make sure the file is convertible.
bernadet@sofa.sogood.sen

Help! My communications protocol is crashing!
mario@albany.ny

maybe you've logged on too many times. :)
gpataki@someone.new.ny

I also have communications problem. Can't exit o.j. newsgroup.
dianne@nanny.me.too

follow earlier advice: Check parent file.
georgejr@lonestar.gov

do any of you need the system operator (sysop) to help you?
agore@infohigh.vp

Thanks but no thanks. we don't need sysop.
congress@house.sen

hey, don't flame me!!! I'm running this system.
sysop@whitehou.gov

sure.
bdole@senate.gov

hee hee.
newt@bulldogs.ga

SYSTEM FROZEN

logoff all users. create new chat group.
voters@usa

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Well, maybe not. These impudent but appropriate views are my own, of course, not my employer's, but I do look forward to seeing where the rest of you take this thread before the polls close.

--David


WAIT! It's election day? Nobody told me. I wanted to be on the ballot!
danny@potatoe.clue.less

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