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Absolute Zero of Giftation?

tom@aac.msstate.edu (Tom White)
(smirk, original, pets )

When I go home for Christmas, I always take along a gift for
Goldie, the family dog.  This year, instead of the usual rawhide
chew bone, I took the dog a "barking bone".  Shaped like a bone,
the device emits a barking noise when moved.  Goldie instantly
hated the gift, refusing to touch it; she'd walk away from me
if I approached with it.

I thought I might be approaching the gift-giving analog of zero
degrees Kelvin, so I devised a simple experiment with a leftover
breakfast sausage patty.  I placed the patty on the floor and put
the detested "barking bone" on top of it.  Goldie sniffed excitedly
right up to the pile, but would not move the bone to get at the
sausage underneath.

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