I was talking to a friend about the fact that I had yet another yeast infection. Suddenly the following image of Carnac the Magnificent popped into his mind. Holding the envelope to his head: "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou." Reading the contents of the envelope: "Name three things that have yeast."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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