An American couple, a German couple, and a Polish couple went out to dinner together. The American turned to his wife and said, "Pass the sugar, sugar." His wife gave him a big kiss. Thus, the German turned to his wife and said, "Pass the honey, honey." His wife likewise melted and gave him a big kiss. The Polock thought, I'll show them and said to his wife, "Pass the tea, bag."
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