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The preliminary hearing is tomorrow. Stay tuned. --------------------------------------------------------------------- From: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene Spafford) Organization: COAST, Department of Computer Sciences, Purdue Univ. It seems that Bill Clinton will grant OJ a presidential pardon... ...but only on the condition that OJ start dating Paula Jones. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: OJ Simpon's Last Play From: catfood@wam.umd.edu (The usual suspect) Heard on WHFS 99.1 fm (Annapolis, MD) Q: What was OJ's last play? A: Slash left, slash right... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: OJ Miniseries Star From: Darren.Lasko@ftcollinsco.ncr.com (Darren Lasko) Original, by a friend of mine: I hear that Ted Danson will be playing OJ Simpson in the OJ miniseries. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: OJ at Thanksgiving From: marni@panix.com (Marni Centor) (Heard from a trader at an investment bank; could be offensive) Q: Why is it good to have OJ at your Thanksgiving dinner? A: Because he's so good at carving white meat. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: mcg@pallio.sf.ca.us (Maralen Goodenough) As told to me by a customer at work: Did you hear that Hertz is planning on extending O.J.'s contract? He's going to make license plates for them now. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: os2man@panix.com (Q) What did Joey Buttafuoco say \...to O.J. Simpson? A: You should've had your girlfriend do it. -----------------------------------------------------------------
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