Heard this yesterday on a radio station in Scranton, PA.... One DJ said to the other one that he was sick of hearing about the endorsements Nancy Kerrigan was getting. The other DJ said she heard that Kerrigan was signing a contract with Revlon, but didn't know if there was anything to the story or not. The first DJ said that he didn't hear about that, but said he did hear that she was signing a contract with Kentucky Fried Chicken. The second one said, "Really?" And the first answered, "Yeah, the advertised special is supposed to be two small breasts and a bruised thigh!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)