The President of L'Eggs announced that L'Eggs is changing its advertising in response to Thursday's brutal attack on Nancy Kerrigan, who had to sit out Saturday Night's 1994 USA Figure Skating Championships due to the injury she sustained. Said the President: "As L'Eggs is the primary sponsor of the US Figure Skating Championships, we decided to replace the ads we'd planned with alternates that didn't use our old advertising line. We want to avoid any accusation of false advertising leveled against our PR campaign. "After all, Thursday's attack shows that, as it turns out, apparently you can beat a great pair of legs!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)