Once there was this 40 year old woman that came into billons of dollars She was lonely woman so she hired some people to find her a husband. Her only requirement was that he must not have ever slept with another woman. So these people searched the world, and after afew months one of the people came back and said found the perfect man. The rich woman flew down to Australia to meet and marry this guy. After there wedding they went back to the hotel room and decided do what everone does on ther honeymoon. She went into the bathroom to freshen up and came out a half hour later. All the furniture was pushed to the sides of the room an he was laying naked in the middle of the room. She screamed what hell did you do. To which he replied "I ain't never been with a woman before but if you fuck anything like a kangaroo we will need all the room we can get"
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