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Will John Bobbitt never learn?

rsholmes@mailbox.syr.edu (Rich Holmes)
(topical, smirk)

True item, quoted from a story in today's Syracuse Post-Standard about
a visit from John Wayne Bobbitt:

   "He held up a picture of his new girlfriend, Kristina, for the
   television cameras. They met two weeks ago in an airport, he said.

   "'She's my ideal dream girl, the kind I explained to my wife I'd like
   to meet, and I finally met her,' he said.

   "She's a figure skater, he said."

Uh oh.

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