I finally heard a new one on a rapidly-ageing subject, source unknown: A couple of Good Old Boys were driving their pickup one night in Manassas, Virginia and passed by the Bobbitts' place just as Lorena pitched "it" out the window. After it went SPLAT on the windshield, the driver said, "Jim Bob! Did you see the equipment on that gnat!?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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