A friend of mine was taking psychology at SF State College. The prof & class were discussing Penis Envy, or more accurately, they were discussing the reams of evidence refuting this redoubtable phenomenon. The prof told the students of the experience of a friend of hers: Friend (male) was taking a shower in the presence of his three-year-old daughter. The daughter looked at her dad and said, "Daddy, you have a penis." The father said, "Yes, I do." The kid said, "I don't have a penis." Dad said, "Yes, that's right." Kid said "Mommy doesn't have a penis." Again, Dad confirmed. The daughter frowned, and then looked up at her dad reassuringly and said, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry, because yours is very small." The psych prof thought this was an excellent case for the existence of "Penis Pity." Told to me by Selena Mitchell.
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