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A cure for Barney mania

becca@lunatix.uucp (Becca Sexton)
Lexington Public Access Unix. -KY- (606) 255-9121
(smirk, awww)

Many of us parents of pre-schoolers are concerned about the totally
sappy television show (scourge) being launched on our kids.  We have
been concerned that this is going to produce a whole generation of
"too perky for reality" citizens. Thankfully not all of those targeted
are being affected (note that the real song is all about love, hugs
and kisses):  

Heard from my four-old, who apparently DOES have a sense of humor:

	(sung to the tune of "This Old Man")

	I hate you, you hate me
	Let's hang Barney from a tree
	With a KNIFE through his back
	And an arrow through his head
	Til that purple thing is DEAD!

or consider the alternative lyrics:

	Barney's Dead! Barney's Dead!
	We blew off his purple head
	With a .38 magnum full of pop
	Now we're after Baby Bop!

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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