Slightly modified version of something heard on NPR (9/3/93) All Things Considered, the reporter Scott Simon was doing a piece on humor in Sarajevo and recorded: A Sarajevo man goes to confession and says, "Father I have done a terrible thing, please, I need me absolution." "What have you done that is so terrible in this terrible place?" the priest asked. Timidly the man answered, "Last night I committed beastiality... I made love to a chicken." After a pause the Father responds, "My son, ... where did you get a chicken?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)