Copyright 1993 by Byron Lanning EURO DISNEY CONTINUES EURO REFORM Disneyland-September 3 (PETER FUNK PRESS). Michael Eisner, chairman of Walt Disney Corporation, continues his plans to stop Euro Disney's financial losses by making the park more appealing to Europeans. Eisner has completed the first phase of the plan and will begin the second phase next year. The first phase of his plan consisted of Euro Disney selling liquor in the park and rescinding the order that required its female employees to shave their armpits. In the second phase, Euro Disney will not only offer liquor to its patrons but also prostitution. This includes a plan to open another hotel in Euro Disney's Frontierland. Eisner wants it modeled it after a 19th century bordello of the American wild west and called Kitty's Cathouse. In this hotel, Euro Disney patrons can have sex with Disney cartoon characters. Eisner even promises the Disney prostitutes will have hairy armpits, and in keeping with its the park's family atmosphere, Disney will sell condoms in the hotel lobby. Each condom will have a drawing of a Disney character on it or a photograph of Michael Eisner. If Kitty's Cathouse does well, Eisner may consider opening a new attraction in Euro Disney called Sleazeland, which Heidi Fleiss will manage when she gets out of jail.
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