I know I need a vacation whenever my attitude gets this bad: At a catered lunchtime meeting, I was helping unpack the food items and pulled out two large, metal salad spoons. As they had been in contact with ice, they were freezing cold. The conversation went something like this: Me: (As I put the spoons in the serving bowls) "Wow, these spoons are freezing!" Woman: (Serving herself salad) "Hey, these spoons really are cold. Rich, you should have warmed them up!" Me: "Huh? What am I, your gynecologist?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)