This was attributed to Julie Logan and Arthur Howard, who they are I do not know.
Take this test and find out for sure
1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: a. one b. almost a dozen
2. When parking your car in a public garage you: a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant b. hand your keys over politely
3. You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as: a. sexy b. gross
4. At the doctor's, a common request would be: a. "Cough." b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"
5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: a. one cup b. two cups
6. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: a. nothing b. "Do I look fat?"
7. You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be: a. sports legend b. tramp
8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: a. 35 b. 14
9. When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is: a. your car b. panty hose
10. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are: a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question b. daydreaming
11. Your idea of basic pump is: a. an athletic shoe made by Nike b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva
12. Multiple Orgasms are something you: a. give b. get
a = 1 point b = 2 points
0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
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