This was posted recently on rec.sport.pro-wrestling. I forward it with the OK of the original poster, Dave Scheid. Jim Cornette: "Samoan Savage is so ugly he has to get up early in the morning & ambush breakfast." "Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test." "Norman is so stupid, mind readers charge him half price." "Norman is so fat, he has furniture disease - his chest is in his drawers." "Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch `60 Minutes'." Bob Caudle: "There are bears in the woods that are tamer than Stan Hansen!" Jim Ross: "(Rick) Steiner's eyes are glazed, even more than normal!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)