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"I think I know why your source code runs so slow..."

jeff@ikos.com (Jeffery M. Chan)
(smirk, computers)

From the San Francisco Chronicle:

As expected, the Santa Clara-based company yesterday announced initial
shipments of Pentiums to...

\...

For example, Pentium cannot achieve maximum performance unless customers
buy new versions of software tuned to take advantage of the chips's design.
Intel disclosed yesterday that unmodified programs run about 70 percent
faster on Pentium than on the fastest version of Intel's existing 486 chip.
When modified, using a process called compilation, many programs run
two times faster...

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