A policeman is on the beat one day when he comes across a young man sexually molesting a dog in an empty lot. He quickly arrests the boy, who confesses that the dog belongs to his neighbour. After taking the boy to the station and the dog to the vet's, the policeman heads to the boy's home to tell his mother. He sits the woman down and calmly tells her what has happened. The woman bursts into tears and cries, "I can't understand it! I just can't understand it!" The policeman, attempting to console her, asks hers, "Why is that?" The woman cries, "He has his OWN dog!" [This joke is based on a true story of an Edinburgh policeman, as related on alt.folklore.urban by his friend Paul Hutton.]
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